How your NFL team can predict the next president

The 49ers Rule: If San Francisco scores at least 1.5 points for every completion in its third home game of the season, the Democrat wins. Otherwise, the Republican wins. 13/13 ? This year: vs. Buffalo on Oct. 7 ?
The Bears Rule: If, in Chicago's fourth game, more than 5 percent of the quarterback's completions are for touchdowns, the Democrat wins. Otherwise, the Republican wins. 13/13 ? This year: at Dallas on Oct. 1 ?
The Bengals Rule: If Cincinnati posts fewer than 300 total yards of offense in its third home game, the incumbent party loses the White House. Otherwise, the out-of-office party wins. 11/11 ? This year: vs. Pittsburgh on Oct. 12 ?
The Bills Rule: If the opposing team in Buffalo's second home game throws for more than 160 yards, the Republican wins the election. Otherwise, the Democrat wins. 13/13 ? This year: vs. New England on Sept. 30 ?
The Broncos Rule: If Denver rushes for at least 106 yards in its fifth game, the incumbent party wins. Otherwise, the out-of-power party wins. 13/13 ? This year: at New England on Oct. 7 ?
The Browns Rule: If Cleveland does not throw an interception in its third home game, the Democrat wins. Otherwise, the Republican wins. 14/14 ? This year: vs. Cincinnati on Oct. 14 ?
The Buccaneers Rule: If Tampa Bay scores more than 14 points in its fourth game, the out-of-power party wins the White House. Otherwise, the incumbent party wins. 9/9 ? This year: vs. Washington on Sept. 30 ?
The Cardinals Rule: If Arizona averages more than 18.2 yards per first down in its fifth-to-last game before the election, the out-of-power party wins. Otherwise, the incumbent party retains the White House. 17/17 ? This year: at St. Louis on Oct. 4 ?
The Chargers Rule: If San Diego runs for an odd number of yards in its third away game, the incumbent party holds the White House. Otherwise, the out-of-power party wins. 13/13 ? This year: at New Orleans on Oct. 7 ?
The Chiefs Rule: If Kansas City's opponent in the Chiefs' second game runs at least 7.2 yards for every point it scores, the Democrat wins. Otherwise, the Republican wins. 13/13 ? Romney wins: The Bills averaged 5.7 rush yards per point on Sept. 16. ?
The Colts Rule: If Indianapolis has more sacks than turnovers in its first home game, the Democrat wins. Otherwise, the Republican wins. 13/13 ? Obama wins: The Colts sacked the Vikings four times and committed no turnovers in their home opener on Sept. 16. ?
The Cowboys Rule: If Dallas rushes for more than 96 yards in its fourth home game, the Republican wins the White House. Otherwise, the Democrat does. 13/13 ? This year: vs. New York Giants on Oct. 28 ?
The Dolphins Rule: If Miami's opponent in its last away game before the election completes at least 19 passes, the Democrat wins. Otherwise, the Republican wins. 10/11 ? This year: at Indianapolis on Nov. 4 ?
The Eagles Rule: If Philadelphia scores at least one offensive touchdown per nine first downs in its second away game, the Democrat wins the White House. Otherwise, the Republican wins. 15/16 ? This year: at Arizona on Sept. 23 ?
The Falcons Rule: If the quarterback for Atlanta throws at least one interception in the Falcons' fifth game of the season, the out-of-power party wins the election. Otherwise, the incumbent party wins. 11/11 ? This year: at Washington on Oct. 7 ?
The Giants Rule: If New York completes at least 60 percent of its passes in its seventh game, the incumbent party wins. Otherwise, the out-of-power party wins. 11/11 ? This year: vs. Washington on Oct. 21 ?
The Jaguars Rule: If Jacksonville completes more than half of its passes in its first away game, the out-of-power party wins. Otherwise, the incumbent party wins. 4/4 ? Romney wins: The Jaguars were 23 for 39 against the Vikings on Sept. 9. ?
The Jets Rule: If the New York Jets win their second away game, the Republican wins the White House. Otherwise, the Democrat wins. 12/13 ? This year: at Miami on Sept. 23 ?
The Lions Rule: If Detroit's opponent is charged with at least 20 percent more penalties than Detroit in the last home game before the election, the Republican wins. Otherwise, the Democrat wins. 13/13 ? This year: vs. Seattle on Oct. 28 ?
The Packers Rule: If Green Bay throws more than one interception per 20 pass attempts in its last game before the election, the Republican wins. Otherwise, the Democrat wins. 13/13 ? This year: vs. Arizona on Nov. 4 ?
The Panthers Rule: If Carolina does not fumble in its third home game, the incumbent party wins the White House. Otherwise, the out-of-power party wins. 4/4 ? This year: vs. Seattle on Oct. 7 ?
The Patriots Rule: If the New England commits fewer turnovers than its opponent in their first away game, the out-of-power party wins the White House. Otherwise, the incumbent party wins. 12/13 ? Romney wins: The Patriots committed zero turnovers to the Titans' two on Sept. 9. ?
The Rams Rule: If St. Louis averages at least one fumble per eight first downs in its first game, the Democrat wins. Fewer than that, the Republican wins. 13/13 ? Obama wins: The Rams fumbled twice and achieved only 14 first downs against Detroit on Sept. 9 ?
The Raiders Rule: If Oakland does not advance at least 358 yards in its fourth home game, the Democrat wins. Otherwise, the Republican wins. 13/13 ? This year: vs. Jacksonville on Oct. 21. ?
The Ravens Rule: If Baltimore wins its third-to-last away game before the election, the Republican wins. Otherwise, the Democrat wins. 4/4 ? Oct. 7 at Kansas City. ?
The Saints Rule: If New Orleans tallies more first downs than its opponent in the team's fourth away game, the out-of-power party wins the White House. Otherwise the incumbent party wins. 11/11 ? This year: at Denver on Oct. 28 ?
The Steelers Rule: If Pittsburgh rushes for more yards than it passes in the Steelers' first home game, the Democrat wins. Otherwise, the Republican wins. 15/17 ? Romney wins: The Steelers advanced 107 yards on the ground and 130 in the air en route to defeating the Raiders on Sept. 12 ?
The Seahawks Rule: If Seattle gets at least 18 first downs in its third-to-last game before the election, the incumbent party wins. Otherwise, the out-of-power party wins. 9/9 ? This year: at San Francisco on Oct. 18
The Titans Rule: If Tennessee fumbles at least twice in its second away game, the incumbent party wins the White House. Otherwise, the out-of-power party wins. 13/13 ? This year: at Houston on Sept. 30
The Texans Rule: If the Houston Texans win their second away game, the Republican wins the White House. Otherwise, the Democrat wins. 2/2 ? This year: at Denver on Sept. 23
The Vikings Rule: If Minnesota scores five or fewer points for every turnover the Vikings' opponent commits in the team's third home game, the incumbent party holds the White House. Otherwise, the out-of-power party wins. 11/12 ? This year: vs. Tennessee on Oct. 7

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